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Lagu Sesat Di Blog

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Salam.. Saya just nak inform ni..kalau mane2 pelawat,kawan-kawan yang masuk blog saya ni,ada terdengar lagu apa-apa,ala-ala mexico ke,itu sebenarnya bukan saya yang letak..Saya takde pasang lagu kat blog.Saya pun tak tahu kenapa..Takpela,harap-harap dia setel dengan sendirinye,yelah,die datang sendiri,hilang sendirila..huhu.. Ok,saya nk sajikan dengan funny jokes..funny ke?Agkla..-D Physicist, chemist, and statistician Three professors (a physicist , a chemist , and a statistician ) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, " I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out ." The chemist says, " No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due ...

More Funny SMS

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Perfect example of confidence Perfect example of confidence:  A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :  Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're  talking to ?!!!!!!  Junior : no!  Boss: i'm the boss of this office.  Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?  Boss: no!  Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p

Funny SMS about Man And Woman

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The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But...

Man vs Woman

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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard, " Woman without her man is nothing ". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: " Woman, without her man, is nothing ." The women wrote: " Woman! Without her, man is nothing ."