Perfect example of confidence
Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p
Sweet demand by a kid
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
When cockroach disappears
Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
is nothing actually....!!
The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-)
Picture on driving license and facebook
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :
Funny fact of studies
This Funny fact always happen with me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
Students r not cheaters
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-)
Why r u praying in classroom?
In class room one 7-year old boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: Why r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Clock will never be stolen
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!